Avast ye, bilge sucking hornswagglers. Here be Captain Jacks, the meanest seadog that 'ere lived. Keep ye mind that there whisk, ere ye be keelhauled and hung from the yardarm.
Just be a warning. Know ye whar be a suitable hat for such a scoundrel as Captain Jack? Ye pillage a match to them ship shape tighty whities and Captain Jack just may be rewarding ye with a few dubloons from his bounty. Saavy?